Meet You in Heaven
After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her — “Hello” “How are you! We’ve been waiting for you!” “Good to see you”.
When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him “This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?”
“You have to spell a word”, Saint Peter told her.
“Which word?”, the woman asked.
“Love.”
The woman correctly spelled “Love” and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.
About six months later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.
“I’m surprised to see you,” the woman said. “How have you been?” “Oh, I’ve been doing pretty well since you died,” her husband told her. “I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a big mansion. And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation and I went water skiing today. I fell, the ski hit my head, and here I am. How do I get in?”
“You have to spell a word”, the woman told him.
“Which word?”, her husband asked.
“Czechoslovakia.”
March 25, 2012 @ 11:12 pm
Lola, you let me down. I was depending on you to say it wasn’t a funny joke.
March 25, 2012 @ 6:47 pm
funny indeed, it’s a test to the husband, she doesn’t want him there..
March 25, 2012 @ 5:26 pm
Hey RedFox8 what does the word mean? Let alone spell it. This was a great joke. I was trying to think before I finished reading the entire answer, what would I say to my husband, now I know!!!! lol Made my day.
January 13, 2010 @ 1:39 am
She should have told him to spell “Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.”
Yes, it’s a word.
March 26, 2012 @ 8:37 pm
Yes, but, what does it mean friend? Do you know? The Redfox is sly, but, is he smart too?
December 13, 2009 @ 6:09 am
One can’t expect him to live a misable life bcuz she died. She’s just being heartless as most woman who think joy should only be in their favor. Nice one though..:ehehehehe
December 11, 2009 @ 4:46 am
yah this excellent i already sent it to ma friend before i read it
December 9, 2009 @ 7:39 am
lol, funny
December 8, 2009 @ 6:30 pm
See what we guys have to deal with!!!!! HeHee. Merry Christmas to all. Guys’ we don’t have that worry Thank-GOD. Jim:
December 4, 2009 @ 7:02 pm
youre single arent you@Longknife
December 2, 2009 @ 5:58 pm
Its fantastic. Will serve as good learning material for married couples and rib cracking joke for all ocassions. well done.