Meet You in Heaven
After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her — “Hello” “How are you! We’ve been waiting for you!” “Good to see you”.
When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him “This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?”
“You have to spell a word”, Saint Peter told her.
“Which word?”, the woman asked.
“Love.”
The woman correctly spelled “Love” and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.
About six months later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.
“I’m surprised to see you,” the woman said. “How have you been?” “Oh, I’ve been doing pretty well since you died,” her husband told her. “I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a big mansion. And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation and I went water skiing today. I fell, the ski hit my head, and here I am. How do I get in?”
“You have to spell a word”, the woman told him.
“Which word?”, her husband asked.
“Czechoslovakia.”
Longknife
November 29, 2009 @ 11:00 pm
Damn women are vindictive even in heaven
Belinda
November 29, 2009 @ 10:06 pm
That was pretty funny…I don’t blame the wife! Good joke!
kay
November 29, 2009 @ 9:58 pm
oh my this is so funny hahahaha
maria
November 29, 2009 @ 7:26 pm
MHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS FUNNY
sushi lover
November 29, 2009 @ 5:11 pm
I think Noah first told that joke !
nit_n
November 29, 2009 @ 3:23 pm
I love it.
Very funny.
Dee
November 29, 2009 @ 1:03 pm
Haa haaaa haaaaa! this is definitely a great joke, cheers to the one who sent it
LENA BELLE
November 29, 2009 @ 12:31 pm
THAT WAS A GREAT JOKE! I’LL HAVE TO SHARE IT WITH OTHERS EVEN MY PASTER.
EVERYBODY HAVE A BLESSED DAY. LAUGH, LOVE AND ENJOY!
LENA BELLE
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elizabethsp
November 29, 2009 @ 12:02 pm
Excellent, funny, clean joke! I’ll pass this one on!
Shay
November 29, 2009 @ 11:30 am
haha thats so funny.