Meet You in Heaven
After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her — “Hello” “How are you! We’ve been waiting for you!” “Good to see you”.
When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him “This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?”
“You have to spell a word”, Saint Peter told her.
“Which word?”, the woman asked.
“Love.”
The woman correctly spelled “Love” and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.
About six months later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.
“I’m surprised to see you,” the woman said. “How have you been?” “Oh, I’ve been doing pretty well since you died,” her husband told her. “I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a big mansion. And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation and I went water skiing today. I fell, the ski hit my head, and here I am. How do I get in?”
“You have to spell a word”, the woman told him.
“Which word?”, her husband asked.
“Czechoslovakia.”
man
December 2, 2009 @ 4:27 pm
@Longknife
damn straight. we cant win
she
December 1, 2009 @ 6:57 am
a good one hahahaha
CHUKS
December 1, 2009 @ 6:14 am
I LOVE IT,HAS ACTUALLY CHANGED MY MOOD.I’LL LOVE TO SHARE IT WITH MY COLLEAGUES.
lovey
November 30, 2009 @ 12:07 pm
tops
Francis
November 30, 2009 @ 11:23 am
Good joke. Love it. My husband is there I hope he will let me spell ‘Love’
babydoll,babygirl
November 30, 2009 @ 8:27 am
good joke. am sharing this with my family, hahahahahaha, very funny
meza
November 30, 2009 @ 8:03 am
hahahahaha with my luck it would backfire really bad…………
crispino_kenya
November 30, 2009 @ 6:42 am
and do i say………
cecilia
November 30, 2009 @ 6:33 am
good.. she didn’t want him in heaven hehehe…
JACKIE
November 30, 2009 @ 2:43 am
SUPER…I LOVE THIS LADYS QUICK THINKING TO KEEP HIM OUT OF HEAVEN!!