Labor Pains
A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the father.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.
But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.
The doctor checked the husband’s blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.
She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mailman was lying dead on their porch.
April 2, 2009 @ 2:20 am
i will like if someone can tell me how the doctor connect his pain relief machine,
April 1, 2009 @ 5:52 pm
Thick skin but loose husband, otherwise how on earth will a mailman assist him to impregnate the wife
April 1, 2009 @ 5:48 pm
The mailman was engaged in extra curriculum activity with the innocent and caring man’s wife, oh what a shame???????
April 1, 2009 @ 10:09 am
yes the mailman was the father poor sap
April 1, 2009 @ 12:18 am
I GOT IT SOON AS I READ IT…YES I’M FROM THE OLD SCHOOL….LOVE IT…
March 31, 2009 @ 6:14 pm
@Dalena
Yes and you must be old school if you can remember the milkman.LOL
March 31, 2009 @ 5:41 pm
This joke has been in the internet decade ago. Perhaps those who didn’t get it are just born yesterday. If the old ones are Americans, woe unto you for not understanding your mother tongue. I’m Chinese but deciphered it the first time I read it years ago.
March 31, 2009 @ 4:54 pm
What is an ELLET ???
March 31, 2009 @ 10:22 am
I dont get it at all
March 31, 2009 @ 6:42 am
I GET WHAT THEY TALKING ABOUT.BUT THERE IS KNOW SENSE THN ALL THE CURSEING. THERE ARE A LOT OF SMART ELLETS ON HERE.I AM NOT ONE.