Labor Pains
A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the father.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.
But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.
The doctor checked the husband’s blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.
She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mailman was lying dead on their porch.
March 30, 2009 @ 4:08 pm
real ole school lol
March 30, 2009 @ 2:49 pm
feel sorry for all of you that didn’t get the joke..
March 30, 2009 @ 11:46 am
your an idiot if you didnt get that joke! i didnt realize there were so many dumb asses out there…its a twist on the old joke that the mailman/milkman is your father…
March 30, 2009 @ 11:03 am
I wonder how people don’t get the joke! It is so simple. The husband is not the father the mailman is. That’s why the mailman died and felt the pain he is the father! come on people gotta pay attention . Read between the lines lmao
March 30, 2009 @ 10:51 am
@deathqueen38
Duh! The mailman was the father, guess he was delivering more than just the mail huh.
March 30, 2009 @ 10:51 am
hm
It serves him right.Next time he would concentrate on his job and not other peoples’ wife
March 30, 2009 @ 10:44 am
makes no sense
March 27, 2009 @ 1:37 pm
OMG, it is old school. The mailman was the father not the husband. It used to be either the milkman or the mailman. Yes, there used to be milkman who delivered milk right to your front door. Very old school.
March 27, 2009 @ 1:02 pm
WHAT DOES THE MAILMAN HAVE TO DO WITH THIS COUPLE ? UNLESS YOU MEAN THE HUSBAND WAS THE MAILMAN.
March 27, 2009 @ 11:48 am
i dont get it