Labor Pains
A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the father.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.
But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.
The doctor checked the husband’s blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.
She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mailman was lying dead on their porch.
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July 19, 2009 @ 4:03 pm
Good one there !!!!
Everyone deserves what is rightfully theirs.One reaps what one sows.
June 5, 2009 @ 11:04 am
its a nice one anyway, that means we mothers are doing a great job for our husband, that serves them right!!!!
May 25, 2009 @ 7:18 am
Hahahahahahahaha………. I don’t care whatever. in fairness it’s funny for me.
@deathqueen38
May 22, 2009 @ 10:15 am
serves ehm right.
April 15, 2009 @ 3:54 pm
@deathqueen38
THE MAILMAN WAS THE FATHER.
April 10, 2009 @ 10:16 am
@deathqueen38
the mailman was the father for all who done get it lol
April 6, 2009 @ 7:02 am
i dont understand whom the mailman is though the husband shared the love
with his wife in a humble manner
April 4, 2009 @ 12:50 am
@Nkechi
oh
lol well umm it means the mailman was the real father because the doc said that the FATHER would get hte pain