Poor Old Lady
March 29th, 2009
When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong.
She said, “I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee.”
I said, “Well, then why are you crying?”
She said, “He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon”.
I said, “Well, why are you crying?”
She said, “For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m.
I said, “Well, why in the world would you be crying?”
She said, “I can’t remember where I live!”
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ha ha ha i hope i never 4 get lol
it is really and infact very interesting
This really a cute joke.
awwww….how…cute…
wow if i had a man of that nature,im hoping i never forget.
I should be so lucky.LOL
ha ha ha!!!! why should i forget wgere i live with all that love makin? i would wine the clock in a hurry- maybe i would get b/fast lunch and dinner;-)
I pray an Angel remind her…
SHE IS A REALLY LUCKY OLD WOMAN, WE ALL MUST DO THE POSSIBLE FOR SHE MAY BE HAPPY FOREVER…DONT YOU ???!!!
lucky lady if she hadnt forgot lol
well, she make me feel bad and i young,find ur way soon
I better start taking memory power!
@annette
I think thats a very cute joke. HAHAHA.. They should have joke but instead of little old lady, they should have a little old man.
haha…….what a lucky old woman!!!!! lol..
Alas…what a poor guy……the husband is !…
@Anna
what was cute in that
Might be good, but with so much attention from your partner, you do loose your memory, it is called senility. Hope I never get like that
Kristy, I have seen the joke several times before. Some of them do have an old man instead of an old woman.
how lovely his husband, i hope i never forget where i live&enjoy our life.
this is a cute joke but there is 2 much love making in the joke hahahaha instead there needs an old man
that was a cute joke too bad she forgot where she lived i hope i dont forget like that
like syl
how i wish
but how about very old men who forget their much loving to many young girls bcz they are not contented with one
they love many girls
ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhpoor girls unremembered bcz of so many live ins by many men
hahahaha…….. so cute. the old woman really need help, can someone help her out?
hahahaha….. cute interesting she is crying for the enjoyment don’t worry about her i will take her home because i don’t want her to miss those enjoyment.
Ooh no! thats too much love making, even me as young as i am, i think i will age too quickly with this much lovemaking. the young man should slow down on the old lady if he loves her that much and would like to see her by his side for some time; or she may die too quickly.
call me!@verra
How can she remember anything? Too many TKOs.
hahaha
I THINK I WOULD BE GLAD I FORGOT WHERE I LIVED.
Is a pity she forgot where she lives, but is that all to life being an old woman? I feel the young husband is just feeling cool with her bcos he probably thinks thats all she wanted. Well, i hope someone help her find her way back home soon.