Poor Old Lady
When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong.
She said, “I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee.”
I said, “Well, then why are you crying?”
She said, “He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon”.
I said, “Well, why are you crying?”
She said, “For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m.
I said, “Well, why in the world would you be crying?”
She said, “I can’t remember where I live!”
April 27, 2009 @ 10:12 am
Is a pity she forgot where she lives, but is that all to life being an old woman? I feel the young husband is just feeling cool with her bcos he probably thinks thats all she wanted. Well, i hope someone help her find her way back home soon.
April 26, 2009 @ 6:06 pm
I THINK I WOULD BE GLAD I FORGOT WHERE I LIVED.
April 26, 2009 @ 4:47 pm
hahaha
April 17, 2009 @ 8:05 am
How can she remember anything? Too many TKOs.
April 17, 2009 @ 7:56 am
call me!@verra
April 16, 2009 @ 4:44 am
Ooh no! thats too much love making, even me as young as i am, i think i will age too quickly with this much lovemaking. the young man should slow down on the old lady if he loves her that much and would like to see her by his side for some time; or she may die too quickly.
April 15, 2009 @ 4:50 am
hahahaha….. cute interesting she is crying for the enjoyment don’t worry about her i will take her home because i don’t want her to miss those enjoyment.
April 14, 2009 @ 5:20 am
hahahaha…….. so cute. the old woman really need help, can someone help her out?
April 12, 2009 @ 4:54 pm
like syl
how i wish
but how about very old men who forget their much loving to many young girls bcz they are not contented with one
they love many girls
ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhpoor girls unremembered bcz of so many live ins by many men
April 11, 2009 @ 11:15 pm
that was a cute joke too bad she forgot where she lived i hope i dont forget like that