Poor Old Lady
When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong.
She said, “I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee.”
I said, “Well, then why are you crying?”
She said, “He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon”.
I said, “Well, why are you crying?”
She said, “For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m.
I said, “Well, why in the world would you be crying?”
She said, “I can’t remember where I live!”
April 11, 2009 @ 5:48 pm
this is a cute joke but there is 2 much love making in the joke hahahaha instead there needs an old man
April 11, 2009 @ 2:08 pm
how lovely his husband, i hope i never forget where i live&enjoy our life.
April 11, 2009 @ 12:23 pm
Kristy, I have seen the joke several times before. Some of them do have an old man instead of an old woman.
April 11, 2009 @ 10:39 am
Might be good, but with so much attention from your partner, you do loose your memory, it is called senility. Hope I never get like that
April 11, 2009 @ 7:25 am
@Anna
what was cute in that
April 11, 2009 @ 4:00 am
Alas…what a poor guy……the husband is !…
April 11, 2009 @ 3:58 am
haha…….what a lucky old woman!!!!! lol..
April 10, 2009 @ 11:38 pm
@annette
I think thats a very cute joke. HAHAHA.. They should have joke but instead of little old lady, they should have a little old man. 🙂
April 10, 2009 @ 9:45 pm
I better start taking memory power!
April 10, 2009 @ 8:25 pm
well, she make me feel bad and i young,find ur way soon