Poor Old Lady
When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong.
She said, “I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee.”
I said, “Well, then why are you crying?”
She said, “He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon”.
I said, “Well, why are you crying?”
She said, “For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m.
I said, “Well, why in the world would you be crying?”
She said, “I can’t remember where I live!”
April 10, 2009 @ 7:53 pm
lucky lady if she hadnt forgot lol
April 10, 2009 @ 6:24 pm
SHE IS A REALLY LUCKY OLD WOMAN, WE ALL MUST DO THE POSSIBLE FOR SHE MAY BE HAPPY FOREVER…DONT YOU ???!!!
April 10, 2009 @ 4:20 pm
I pray an Angel remind her…
April 10, 2009 @ 4:12 pm
ha ha ha!!!! why should i forget wgere i live with all that love makin? i would wine the clock in a hurry- maybe i would get b/fast lunch and dinner;-)
April 10, 2009 @ 4:12 pm
I should be so lucky.LOL
April 10, 2009 @ 1:26 pm
wow if i had a man of that nature,im hoping i never forget.
April 10, 2009 @ 12:39 pm
awwww….how…cute…
April 10, 2009 @ 12:16 pm
This really a cute joke.
April 1, 2009 @ 8:02 am
it is really and infact very interesting
March 30, 2009 @ 4:15 pm
ha ha ha i hope i never 4 get lol