TV Boyfriend
My 7 yr old son asked me why I didn’t have a boyfriend. I was recovering from surgery and spent most of the day in bed. I told him the tv was my boyfriend, he entertained me all the time.
The tv set was old and would just shut itself off for no reason. I’d give it a few hard wacks on the side and it would come back on, was no big deal to me.
The pastor stopped by to check on my recovery and my son answered the door. At that time I was trying to get the tv to come back on. The pastor asked my son if I was busy. My little one said, “No, sir, she is just in the bedroom banging her boyfriend”.
September 2, 2009 @ 8:25 pm
@Shay-Shay
It is only a JOKE lighten up!
August 27, 2009 @ 7:14 am
LETS NOT PUT D BLAME ON THE POOR INNOCENT LITTLE CHILD, HE WAS ONLY PRACTICING WHT HE WAS TOLD, ADULTS BEWARE OF WHAT U SAY TO LITTLE CHILDREN AROUND YOU. TEACH THEM WELL.
August 21, 2009 @ 4:21 pm
kids, and drunks
August 20, 2009 @ 2:21 am
KIDS ARE VERY SENSITIVE SO ALWAYS WATCH OUT FOR WHAT WE SAY TO THEM.
August 14, 2009 @ 10:14 pm
OMG!! THATS FUNNY
August 14, 2009 @ 3:30 pm
everyone has something to say on this one. nice one