My 7 yr old son asked me why I didn’t have a boyfriend. I was recovering from surgery and spent most of the day in bed. I told him the tv was my boyfriend, he entertained me all the time.
The tv set was old and would just shut itself off for no reason. I’d give it a few hard wacks on the side and it would come back on, was no big deal to me.
The pastor stopped by to check on my recovery and my son answered the door. At that time I was trying to get the tv to come back on. The pastor asked my son if I was busy. My little one said, “No, sir, she is just in the bedroom banging her boyfriend”.