TV Boyfriend

My 7 yr old son asked me why I didn’t have a boyfriend. I was recovering from surgery and spent most of the day in bed. I told him the tv was my boyfriend, he entertained me all the time.
The tv set was old and would just shut itself off for no reason. I’d give it a few hard wacks on the side and it would come back on, was no big deal to me.
The pastor stopped by to check on my recovery and my son answered the door. At that time I was trying to get the tv to come back on. The pastor asked my son if I was busy. My little one said, “No, sir, she is just in the bedroom banging her boyfriend”.



August 14, 2009 @ 1:16 pm
Gosh!wat a crazy world we live in.
Lord have mercy!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 14, 2009 @ 9:04 am
My lil Sis once said (when sumone asked of me) “She’s in the bedroom with Uncle…”
August 14, 2009 @ 5:43 am
the preacher and lady are in for a good laugh.
August 13, 2009 @ 6:50 pm
This is so true I know mine have said things-lol lol but Kim you got it wrong it never said the preacher took it in any way maybe your mind is in the gutter– duhhhh!
August 13, 2009 @ 8:22 am
hehehehe hahahaha sharp little tacker 😀
August 13, 2009 @ 8:17 am
haaaaa,aaaaa.really dis has brought 2 ma notification dat the’re tyms we need 2 say de truth mostly 2 young kids .coz they always master de things we say or we do. sooooo guys watch out.
August 13, 2009 @ 8:11 am
it is thru.that d kids reply according to their fate
August 13, 2009 @ 6:59 am
the kid replied according to d infor he got frm d mother, dont blame him, put d blame on d mom, a kid will always be a kid.
August 13, 2009 @ 2:35 am
Kids are so funny.so mind wat u tell them
August 12, 2009 @ 6:35 pm
lol gotta watch what you say to kids lol…