Signs You Ate too Much on Thanksgiving
1. You spill more food on you than the local soup kitchen dispenses
2. Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy
3. Your after dinner moans are loud enough to signal Dr. Kevorkian
4. The “Gravy Boat” your wife set out was a real 12′ boat !
5. The potatoes you used set off another famine in Ireland
6. You get grass stains on your butt after a walk, but never sat down
7. Your “Big Elvis Super-Belt” won’t even go around your waist
8.* You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail
9. You set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog Friday
10. Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy
11. You have 5 TV sets side-by-side to catch all the football games
12. A guest quotes a Biblical passage from “The Feeding of the 5000”
13. That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn
14. Your wife wears a life jacket at nite in your water bed
15. Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice
16. You consider gluttony as your patriotic duty
17. It looks like the left-overs are gonna last until Christmas
18. Your arms are too short to reach the keyboard & delete this
November 21, 2010 @ 11:07 am
Do you why angels can fly? Because they take themselfs lightly. He who laughs, lasts.
December 1, 2009 @ 5:42 pm
@goldengirl Ladies know how to spell for one thing.
December 1, 2009 @ 4:34 am
@Jean, Wats d difference btwn a WOMAN nd A LADY?
November 30, 2009 @ 4:13 pm
@IDGARA There is a difference between a woman and a Lady.
November 30, 2009 @ 10:35 am
hi evryone. seems today is thebattle of the bulge, sorry, fingers. let me sit back and see who to attack first
November 30, 2009 @ 10:12 am
Its surprising to knw IDGARA is a “she” and seriously Admin u shd take a look at her previous comments, @ Jean…u said d truth
November 30, 2009 @ 6:36 am
all my lovely turkey in trobleeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
November 29, 2009 @ 1:05 pm
@SHA THANKS!!!
November 29, 2009 @ 12:52 am
Whoa. To everyone who attacked Jean…Jean is not the only serious one. I don’t think it was as bad as everyone made it. Relax guys. It’s ok. lol
November 28, 2009 @ 7:40 pm
It takes all kinds to make the world. Those who take things serious, those who like to laugh, and those who criticize others. Just enjoy what jokes you find funny, and say what you want. So far, we are not censured on comments. A free world is what we are supposed to have.Some jokes are truly funny, others not so, but still there to view. Smile, and give people the right to be what they are.