Signs You Ate too Much on Thanksgiving
1. You spill more food on you than the local soup kitchen dispenses
2. Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy
3. Your after dinner moans are loud enough to signal Dr. Kevorkian
4. The “Gravy Boat” your wife set out was a real 12′ boat !
5. The potatoes you used set off another famine in Ireland
6. You get grass stains on your butt after a walk, but never sat down
7. Your “Big Elvis Super-Belt” won’t even go around your waist
8.* You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail
9. You set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog Friday
10. Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy
11. You have 5 TV sets side-by-side to catch all the football games
12. A guest quotes a Biblical passage from “The Feeding of the 5000”
13. That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn
14. Your wife wears a life jacket at nite in your water bed
15. Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice
16. You consider gluttony as your patriotic duty
17. It looks like the left-overs are gonna last until Christmas
18. Your arms are too short to reach the keyboard & delete this
November 28, 2009 @ 11:56 am
Jean, you are lacking in the “sense of humor” department. If you feel so negative about these jokes, why are you reading them? Go to a more serious sight like the “daily word”.
November 28, 2009 @ 8:38 am
Whoa!!!! A negative is still a valid answer/comment a personal preference is just that a personal pref. we cannot always be little Mary sunshine and please most of the people most of the time. A little salt and pepper on the comments adds a bit of spice into a mixture of peoples daily chit chat…..Thats why we have ‘comment boxes’ …… No!!!! I mean Yes!!!!!
November 28, 2009 @ 12:17 am
@Jean – it would be different if you would call IDGARA a SHE – coz that is what IDGARA is. A woman. DOH!!!??? There are some of these jokes on here that are tasteless but funny. Some are funny but dumb. Then there are some that alot of people JUST DON’T GET. Best thing to do is read it, think if this is fact or fiction, then judge. But judge with a laugh in your voice when you read it and remark about it.
November 27, 2009 @ 9:12 pm
Its a joke. we can’t be serious all the time. if you can’t take a joke, there is a serious issue with you…. I enjoy these jokes on here. a person can’t be serious all the time. Live it up and laugh some…You will feel better… Have a great day everyone….
November 27, 2009 @ 6:20 pm
Jean there will always be someone that takes every thing serious don’t worry about them. Have a good time sumitting comments.
November 27, 2009 @ 5:52 pm
@ADMIN I am not ALWAYS neg, I like this site and have enjoyed it for a long time. Remember I am a yam? I have made a lot of fun remarks and got votes. Have you ever ask IDGARA why he is ALWAYS negative? I have never seen it. JEAN HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!
November 27, 2009 @ 5:16 pm
@Jean
Jean why are you always so negative???
November 27, 2009 @ 3:16 pm
funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
November 27, 2009 @ 3:01 pm
Jean it’s a damn joke LIGHTEN UP
THE LORD never said we couldn’t LAUGH AT OURSELVES!
November 27, 2009 @ 2:40 pm
Gluttony is a sin and you will pay with your health.