How to Cook a Turkey
Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out
December 24, 2009 @ 1:15 am
fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lolz
December 8, 2009 @ 3:33 pm
very good
November 25, 2009 @ 8:35 am
wont eat dis turkey for all the hunger in the world. damn too whiskerish 4 ma delicate tastebuds
How To Cook A Turkey - Wirro
November 24, 2009 @ 9:48 pm
[…] Step 1: Go buy a turkey. Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD Step 3: Put turkey in the oven. Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey. Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens. Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink .. read more […]
November 24, 2009 @ 8:45 pm
Can’t put the bottle back in teh turkey, and put the turkey in the bottle, done sanke it all in the drink. *Hic*
November 24, 2009 @ 5:36 pm
LOL XD
November 24, 2009 @ 4:07 pm
This recipe came from the guy in the post “signs you’ve got a drinking problem.”
November 24, 2009 @ 3:27 pm
I have always cooked my turkey that way! WHOOOOOOOOOOOO
November 24, 2009 @ 2:11 pm
I thought that How To Cook A Turkey was just hilarious. I am still laughing.
November 24, 2009 @ 1:18 pm
lol to funny