A woman walks into a butcher’s shop on Christmas Eve, just before closing time, and asks:
“Do you have any turkey?”
The butcher replies:
“I think I’m about sold out, but uh… let me check.”
The butcher opens his fridge and sees he has only one turkey left.
He takes it out and puts it on the weighing scales.
“This one weighs 15 lb,” he tells the woman.
The woman looks at the turkey and asks:
“Do you have one that’s a bit bigger than this one, please?”
The butcher acts like he’s putting the turkey back in the fridge…
…but then takes the same turkey out again.
This time, he presses his thumb down on the scale.
“This one weighs 20 lb,” he tells her.
“That’s wonderful!” says the woman.
“Would you like this one then?” asks the butcher.
The woman replies:
“Actually… I’ll take both of them, please.”
