A man was on his way home from a party, when he was pulled over by a police officer…
As the officer approached the vehicle, he noticed a large number of knives in the back seat.
Looking at the driver he asked, “Sir, do you have a good reason for needing all those large knives?”
Smiling, the driver said, “Why yes, I juggle them.”
Realizing the officer was giving him a skeptical look, the driver said, “Officer, with your permission I’d be more than glad to give you a demonstration.”
Cautiously, the officer stepped back and said, “Alright, but you’d better be telling the truth.”
Soon, the man was on the side of the road, tossing the knives high into the air with ease.
Two old men happened to drive by and both gazed in astonishment.
One of the men looked at the other and said, “Sure am glad I gave up drinking… ”
“these sobriety tests are getting ridiculous!”