Funny Joke: π Speeding Ticket
A man is speeding down a country road when he notices red lights flashing behind him in his rearview mirror…
So, he pulls over to the side of the road and rolls down his window.
An officer approaches his car and asks him, “Sir, do you realize how fast you were going?”
The man replies, “Yes, I’m really sorry about that officer, but I have to go.”
The officer interrupts him, “Not so fast. You’re coming with me… ”
The officer takes the man to jail and tells him, “You’re going to have to wait for the chief to get back in a few hours.”
After a few hours have passed, the officer tells the man, “Well, you’re lucky… ”
“The chief is on his way back from his daughter’s wedding, so he’ll be in a good mood.”
The man replies, “I doubt it.”
The cop snaps back, “Why do you say that?”
The man replies…
“I’m the groom!”
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