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Redneck Ray is sitting at a bar in Houston, silently nursing a beer.
Suddenly, a big burly man walks in and slaps Ray so hard that he falls off of his stool…
“That was a karate chop from Korea,” says the big man proudly.
Ray sighs, gets up, brushes the dust off his clothes, and then sits down on the stool and continues to drink his beer.
Suddenly he gets hit so hard that he flies into the wall…
“That was a kung-fu chop from China,” chuckles the big man.
At this point, Ray has had enough…
He gets up, brushes off the dust and calmly leaves the bar.
After about an hour Ray returns, walks up behind the big guy…
And whacks him so hard behind his ear that he blacks out.
Ray looks at the bartender and says, “When he comes to, why don’t you tell him… “
“That was a shovel from the hardware store in Houston.”
