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A guy stops at the post office during his lunch hour to mail some bills.
When he gets there, he sees a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter in front of him…
The man is methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes covered with hearts.
He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them…
The guy is in a hurry and the man at the counter has a huge stack of envelopes that he hasn’t even gotten to yet.
Becoming impatient, as well as curious, he walks up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing…
The man replies, “I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, “Guess who?” .”
“But why?” asks the man.
The man replies, “Well… “
“I’m a divorce lawyer.”