Funny Joke: Some Things You Just Can’t Explain

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk. A man comes in and asks the farmer why he is sitting there on such a beautiful day getting drunk. The farmer shakes his head and replies, “some things you just can’t explain.”

The man asks what happened that’s so horrible. The farmer says, “today I was sitting by my Cow Milking her. Just as I got the bucket full she lifted her left leg and kicked over the bucket.” The man says, “okay, but that’s not so bad.” The farmer replies, “dumb things you just can’t explain.”

The man asks what happened then. The farmer says, “a rat took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.” The man asks, “then what?” The farmer says, “I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket full she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.” The man laughs and asks again. The farmer replies, “some things you just can’t explain.”

The man asks, “so what did you do then?” The farmer says, “I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.” The man asks, “then what?” The farmer continues, “I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.” The man says, “hmm” while nodding his head. The farmer says, “some things you just can’t explain.”

The man asks, “so what did you do?” The farmer says, “I didn’t have any more rope, so I took off my belt and I tied her tail to the rafter.” Then the farmer adds, “in that moment, my pants fell down, and my wife walked in.” The farmer concludes, “some things you just can’t explain.”

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