Dumb Wives
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were.
The Englishman says, “I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don’t even have a fridge to keep it in.”
The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker.
“Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car,” he laments, “and she doesn’t even know how to drive!”
The Irishman nods sagely, and agrees that these two woman sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch.
However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. “Ah, it kills me everytime I think of it,” he chuckles. “My wife left to go on a trip to Greece. I watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there and she doesn’t even have a penis!”
June 17, 2009 @ 9:58 am
Definitely she was going to meet her man stay at home CC man and get what you deserve
June 16, 2009 @ 7:51 pm
hilarious but…i have read a joke which is similar to this..the only difference is that instead of the men, there was a redhead, a brunette and a blond talking about their daughters
June 16, 2009 @ 7:50 pm
hey now WOMEN HAVE THERE DUMB MOMENTS TO ITS NOT JUST ALL US MEN
June 16, 2009 @ 1:07 pm
1 word FUNNY but hey use women are so not dumb a swear i think a guy wrote this
June 16, 2009 @ 6:29 am
infact amongs all the women, the one i will really call dumb is the one who bought the meat; apart from her at least the scotish wife can learn how to drive and drive her car. but the smartest of them all is the irish wife who thought it wise to marry a dumb man, so she can always have her flings right under his eyes without him noticing or realising it.
this is good. women out there be smart and marry men like the irish one.
June 16, 2009 @ 5:10 am
it only got to show that the men are ones that are really dumb! especially the one whose wife is travelling with condoms. Common sense is truly not common o!
June 16, 2009 @ 5:09 am
very good for the mumu man!!!
June 16, 2009 @ 4:45 am
Guess there are dumbos in both sexes ! Women are more cunning and men unfortunately are more trusting.
June 15, 2009 @ 10:43 pm
well if it laughs like an idiot what would you call it?
June 15, 2009 @ 10:17 pm
this has got to be the worst what ever ( because I can’t call it a joke ) just plain Stupid making that every man is as stupid as they that write this crap, I don’t find any thing funny about it , but that is only my view ,got to have new writers , Please,