Dumb Wives
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were.
The Englishman says, “I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don’t even have a fridge to keep it in.”
The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker.
“Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car,” he laments, “and she doesn’t even know how to drive!”
The Irishman nods sagely, and agrees that these two woman sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch.
However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. “Ah, it kills me everytime I think of it,” he chuckles. “My wife left to go on a trip to Greece. I watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there and she doesn’t even have a penis!”
January 26, 2010 @ 6:43 pm
hahahh hilarious!
July 6, 2009 @ 12:17 am
Men must really be dumb if they didn’t pick up on this, obviously all 3 wives are cheating on their husbands and bought the meat and car and packed the condoms for the men they r cheatin with. sorry guys the joke is on you. Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!
June 27, 2009 @ 4:36 am
@lara
Mumu Ngombe Indeed. That woman certainly had more than a hundred penises to use or at leats a 2nd one to be used about a hundred times. LOL
June 24, 2009 @ 6:38 am
wow this time around the wife is the smart one and the man is actually “DUMB”!!!
June 21, 2009 @ 12:37 pm
Thumbs up for the man dat does not know how a woman can use condoms. Gentlemen and ladies, how do you think the man would have felt knowing that that his wife would be poked for like a hundred times while she is away. Play DUMB man, it reduces heart attack
June 18, 2009 @ 1:13 pm
If you ask me it’s not the wifes that’s dumb, But rather the men.
June 18, 2009 @ 6:51 am
THE MEN ARE D GREATEST DUMP,busybody men,they dont hv work.women shld continue to play d dumd while d dumpest id d MEN
June 17, 2009 @ 1:48 pm
that was the funniest joke. thank God she aint my wife