Dumb Wives
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were.
The Englishman says, “I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don’t even have a fridge to keep it in.”
The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker.
“Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car,” he laments, “and she doesn’t even know how to drive!”
The Irishman nods sagely, and agrees that these two woman sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch.
However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. “Ah, it kills me everytime I think of it,” he chuckles. “My wife left to go on a trip to Greece. I watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there and she doesn’t even have a penis!”
June 15, 2009 @ 7:30 pm
and they say us women were dumb at least she took protection.
June 15, 2009 @ 5:21 pm
lol…joke’s on the man…
June 15, 2009 @ 1:33 pm
Very funny. If she is married to someone that dumb, she should take condoms with her.
June 15, 2009 @ 12:55 pm
Is that perhaps a Blonde Irish dude?
June 15, 2009 @ 12:11 pm
eh man you to dottish the joke is on you, she packing them for her other men to use. HA HA HA
June 15, 2009 @ 12:06 pm
i wanted to add to my last comment that the man has a great smile , he must use white wash for tooth paste ,lol
June 15, 2009 @ 12:02 pm
busy woman, dumb man, funny , i love this one, i rate it a big 10, keep them coming
June 15, 2009 @ 11:52 am
i think the men are the dumb
June 15, 2009 @ 11:31 am
smart woman! dumb man!
June 15, 2009 @ 5:42 am
na wah! so some men could be as dom as dat? i wish to have a dom as that, so as to u know….. all the way without him knowing, MUMU!!!!