A Companion for Adam
God looks down and notices that Adam is all alone while all the animals have companions, so he decides to create a companion for man as well.
He comes to see Adam and says to him, “Adam, you are my greatest creation and therefore, I am going to create for you the ultimate companion. She will worship the very ground you walk on, she will long for you and no other, she will be highly intelligent, she will wait on you hand and foot and obey your every command, she will be beautiful, and all it will cost you is an arm and a leg.”
Thinking for a few moments, Adam replies, “What could I get for a rib?”
May 25, 2009 @ 11:34 am
I think this is funny,But some women problemly get upset,but they alway do.he,he,he,
May 18, 2009 @ 7:56 pm
the funniest jokes have a bit of truth in them ;as a woman i still think this is hysterical ;come on we all know women like this dont we???
May 16, 2009 @ 5:23 pm
oh goodness…i think only a few got the joke!!!!
it means that the woman is not perfect because adam was willing to give up only a rib for her instead of an arm and a leg…
and of course it’s just as well hahahahaha
May 16, 2009 @ 4:52 am
@Savanah
like jt said, it`s just a joke,ok! can you not learn to be a good sport?
May 16, 2009 @ 12:22 am
Some people are a little up tight. I don’t think jokes are meant to be personal unless directed to you!!! A joke is a joke OMG.
May 16, 2009 @ 12:19 am
I thought that was pretty good!
May 15, 2009 @ 6:48 pm
mmm could have been worse!
May 15, 2009 @ 6:36 pm
i agree with Ni Ne
this joke has gone too far
May 15, 2009 @ 5:17 pm
Ni Ne…It’s a joke,ok? If you read these columns often, you’ll come across a lot of jokes taking shots at men too,& I have’nt read any comments from men complaining of sexism…My Mom,(& my wife too for that matter)are women as well,sense of humor & all.(They come up with some GOOD ones).Anyway,don’t be mad,we guys know we can be thick sometimes.
May 15, 2009 @ 12:26 pm
Psst! Sexist … my ma is a woman and this is not her!