A Companion for Adam
God looks down and notices that Adam is all alone while all the animals have companions, so he decides to create a companion for man as well.
He comes to see Adam and says to him, “Adam, you are my greatest creation and therefore, I am going to create for you the ultimate companion. She will worship the very ground you walk on, she will long for you and no other, she will be highly intelligent, she will wait on you hand and foot and obey your every command, she will be beautiful, and all it will cost you is an arm and a leg.”
Thinking for a few moments, Adam replies, “What could I get for a rib?”
March 9, 2010 @ 10:12 am
THANK U KIM, U R MY WOMAN 4 LIFE. I DONT UNDERSTAND NI NE AND GROUP, IF IT IS A JOKE ON MEN AND THEIR THICH HEADEDNESS, THEY WILL LAUGH AND ROLL ON THE GROUND BUT A CHEAP ONE ON WOMEN AND THEY ARE WEARING A LONG FROWN. IT IS TIME WE DESTROYED THAT BEIGIN GATHERING OF WOMEN IN 1991
July 13, 2009 @ 10:09 am
ilov htose pictures dat u guy attached
June 17, 2009 @ 1:45 am
i loved it he wanted the cheap way out and we got to have a say in our own lives wemon power lol
June 11, 2009 @ 2:37 pm
i don’t get it??
May 27, 2009 @ 10:34 am
can’t you gals take a ribbing
May 25, 2009 @ 7:49 pm
this joke was not meant to be offensive in anyway. none of them are. an if you found it offensive then your just saying to everyone that its talking about you.
May 25, 2009 @ 1:22 pm
im a woman and i thought it was pretty good, all people need to learn how to take a joke, some people need to learn to chill out and quite taking jokes so searious thay call them joks for a reason.