Ordering Breakfast
Posted on Sep 14, 2011 in Jokes
A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and read from the menu.
“I’d like one under-cooked egg so that it’s runny, and one over-cooked egg so that it’s tough and hard to eat. I’d also like grilled bacon which is a bit on the cold side, burnt toast, butter straight from the freezer so that it’s impossible to spread, and a pot of very weak, lukewarm coffee.”
“That’s a complicated order sir,” said the bewildered waiter. “It might be quite difficult.”
The guest replied sarcastically, “It can’t be that difficult because that’s exactly what you brought me yesterday!”
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If I got that kind of breakfast I would not come back again. duh.
Yucky!! The only words I could come up with.
More fact than fiction.
makes me wonder what the rest of the meals of the day were like… ERRRK
The Posh Nosh is not always the best…Sometimes its better to try the local cafes. They are more eager to please their customers!!!!!
Yes I agree with Meza about petronizing the local cafes they will really please their customer more….
I’m missing some ice cold grits with its
This is a good way to draw attention to the need to improve cooking.
Hey John, I love cold grits My son does too no one else in the family does though. Not ICE cold but room temp cold.
so good? and nice.
That’s an old joke.
WHAT?????