Letter to Mom
A mother enters her daughter’s bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle.
But is not only that Mom, I’m pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that’s one of my dreams. I’ve learned that marijuana doesn’t hurt anyone and we’ll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want.
In the meantime, we’ll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don’t worry Mom, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I’ll visit for you to know your grandchildren. Your daughter, Judith.
P.S.: Mom, it’s not true. I’m at the neighbour’s house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card that’s in the desk drawer.
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toooooooooooo funnnnnny
very true
Can you imagine getting that??? You wouldn’t know to kill her or find her a scholarship to Brown.
very funny, thats good one.
with a brilliant brain to put up such letter, the girl supposed to do well in her report card.
lol that is too funny! Keep them comin!
That was way tooo funny.I would have freaked out..ROFL
Kudos 2 d brain behind this it was a brilliant one indeed.
clever but she obviously isn’t very smart if her report card is gonna piss off her mom.
Well Guy’s and Girl’s out there that would have given me a Heart Attack!
me too Andie, am not sure i would have read to the end!
“pikin wey wan kill hin mama,” ooooaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Wao.. this could cause heart attack before one gets to the end of the story. it is an expensive joke
thats really funny!i can imagine if the mon read up to the end if she did not collapse.
funny if she’s able to read to the P.S!!
what can u do living in the world of computerlised world and the children are so smart then their parent. this show that there report was bad and want to know her mother’s temperiment. good dossssssss
advice,parent should be close to their children.
This joke is way too expensive for a mother oooo
I’m so glad I have the daughter I have. This is a scary thought. I think by now if I had read this from my daughter I would have had a heart attack. What a way to express a thought.
Wonder if the Mom read the P.S b4 fainting if I ws in her shoes I’d have fainted.. nice 1 though clever girl.
Very funny, but the girl is having her cake after eating it!!
She must known a mothers love can almost forgive anything.
For if we were all perfect we would have no reason to watch and guide the steps of life taken over the years to be and become the reason we love and hope our child or children will find their place in the world and feel and know that they are loved(((((((((((((HUGS))))))))))))))))))
I would have to to re-acess her teachers if her grades were bad becasue with that brain she must have been doing just fine…the teachers must not like her…..or made some errors in her grades….. lol
I would have had to check the teachers to see if they erred in their assessment of her grades or maybe they do not like her or something if she is so brilliant to write something like that….lol
My daughter would dare to try that….she would stay at the neighbors and call 911 for protection…lol
I wish I could have thought of that many moons ago. To FUNNY.
In deed flunking exams can’t be the worse a child can do. Excellent lesson for parents.
NAW THATS NOT FUNNY WOW SCARY WHAT IF THAT WAS ONE OF YALL’S KIDS THAT DID THAT THAT IT REALLY HAPPEND TO WOW THATS BAD BUT GLAD IT DIDNT HAPPEN TO HER
wow, this is serious, every mother needs to read this
smart but scary
I don’t think this is a funny thing to read from your daughter. As a parent, we only wish the best things to happen to our children. Otherwise, I would cry a river and pray that she be enlightened vecause she’s going in the wrong direction.
I don’t think this is a funny thing to read from your daughter. As a parent, we only wish the best things to happen to our children. Otherwise, I would cry a river and pray that she be enlightened because she’s going in the wrong direction.
parents we need to be very careful while dealing with our children on such serious matters
All parents need to be watchful over their children
just imagine!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that mum would have collapsed before reading that last paragraph…………., tooooo expensive for a joke…..