Letter to Mom
A mother enters her daughter’s bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle.
But is not only that Mom, I’m pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that’s one of my dreams. I’ve learned that marijuana doesn’t hurt anyone and we’ll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want.
In the meantime, we’ll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don’t worry Mom, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I’ll visit for you to know your grandchildren. Your daughter, Judith.
P.S.: Mom, it’s not true. I’m at the neighbour’s house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card that’s in the desk drawer.
September 24, 2009 @ 4:08 am
me too Andie, am not sure i would have read to the end!
September 24, 2009 @ 1:46 am
Well Guy’s and Girl’s out there that would have given me a Heart Attack!
September 24, 2009 @ 1:27 am
clever but she obviously isn’t very smart if her report card is gonna piss off her mom.
September 23, 2009 @ 8:13 pm
Kudos 2 d brain behind this it was a brilliant one indeed.
September 23, 2009 @ 7:55 pm
That was way tooo funny.I would have freaked out..ROFL
September 23, 2009 @ 7:34 pm
lol that is too funny! Keep them comin! 🙂
September 23, 2009 @ 5:55 pm
very funny, thats good one.
with a brilliant brain to put up such letter, the girl supposed to do well in her report card.
September 23, 2009 @ 5:45 pm
Can you imagine getting that??? You wouldn’t know to kill her or find her a scholarship to Brown.
September 23, 2009 @ 5:12 pm
very true
September 23, 2009 @ 4:31 pm
toooooooooooo funnnnnny