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Blonde Horseback Riding

November 13th, 2009

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.

She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse’s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune…

…the Wal-Mart manager runs out and unplugs the horse.

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  1. Raye
    November 13th, 2009 at 21:29 | #1

    That is as old as dirt and twice as crusty as my exes undershorts.

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  2. nick
    November 13th, 2009 at 22:05 | #2

    oh my god another one hits the dust by wal-mart they should be suied for having a horse out of control ,

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  3. Kittyluvr
    November 13th, 2009 at 22:44 | #3

    @Raye

    Omg Raye, that was a great comeback. I gotta remember it. hahaha

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  4. meza
    November 14th, 2009 at 06:59 | #4

    @ Raye A good definition of many males underpants hehehehehehehe

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  5. sally
    November 14th, 2009 at 11:42 | #5

    Old, old, old. When are we gonna see some fresh jokes?

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  6. micheg
    November 14th, 2009 at 20:19 | #6

    WAL-MART DOESN’T HAVE HORSEY RIDES…K-MART DOES

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  7. Jean
    November 14th, 2009 at 21:34 | #7

    @micheg You really like those little horsey rides don’t you.LOL

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  8. charlie
    November 15th, 2009 at 13:17 | #8

    O.K.

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  9. Jean
    November 15th, 2009 at 19:45 | #9

    @sally AGAIN WITH THE GRIPING?

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  10. tracy
    November 16th, 2009 at 12:28 | #10

    @sally.. every joke seem old to u.. can u get us a new joke

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  11. lovey
    November 20th, 2009 at 16:33 | #11

    tooooooooooo funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny

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