Blonde Horseback Riding
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.
She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse’s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune…
…the Wal-Mart manager runs out and unplugs the horse.
November 16, 2009 @ 12:28 pm
@sally.. every joke seem old to u.. can u get us a new joke
November 15, 2009 @ 7:45 pm
@sally AGAIN WITH THE GRIPING?
November 15, 2009 @ 1:17 pm
O.K.
November 14, 2009 @ 9:34 pm
@micheg You really like those little horsey rides don’t you.LOL
November 14, 2009 @ 8:19 pm
WAL-MART DOESN’T HAVE HORSEY RIDES…K-MART DOES
November 14, 2009 @ 11:42 am
Old, old, old. When are we gonna see some fresh jokes?
November 14, 2009 @ 6:59 am
@ Raye A good definition of many males underpants hehehehehehehe
November 13, 2009 @ 10:44 pm
@Raye
Omg Raye, that was a great comeback. I gotta remember it. hahaha
November 13, 2009 @ 10:05 pm
oh my god another one hits the dust by wal-mart they should be suied for having a horse out of control ,
November 13, 2009 @ 9:29 pm
That is as old as dirt and twice as crusty as my exes undershorts.