Why Pumpkins are Better than Men
1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.
2. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.
3. One usually makes a better pie.
4. They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!
5. If you don’t like the way he looks, you just carve up another face.
6. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.
7. From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head to begin with.
8. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.
October 26, 2010 @ 7:19 pm
Randy G, I`m with you on this one. If you women want to start pointing fingers, you better make sure your own hands are clean first
October 26, 2010 @ 1:07 pm
I THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE…MAYBE NOW GUYZ WILL THINK ABOUT THEIR ACTIONS!!!..LOL
October 26, 2010 @ 12:33 pm
heaven help all those ladies who take this seriously!
October 26, 2010 @ 9:23 am
I think the men should just take it as a joke and laugh it off no resentment meant so lol…..
October 25, 2010 @ 7:05 am
men like to put women down, keep and treat them like second class citizens
its no wonder women get bitter and rebel….. the me boss and you slave…… only causes women to feel like they have no worth or opinion as to where
and what,.. a kind word or an unguarded show of affection is from a man. Walking 2 steps behind a man does not show respect its just a disjointed show that a man has no respect for his woman and only has pride for himself
These ideals should have been killed off centuries ago but still remain part of life in some countries even today, Enjoy the Freedom to be whatever you want to be, for the ones who can only dream of having such Equality!!!!!!
October 25, 2010 @ 12:40 am
GOOD LORD, DONT YOU KIDS DO ANYTHING BUT
PUT EACH OTHER DOWN??? OVER A JOKE NO LESS….
LAUGH AND SHUT UP. !!!!!!!!!!!
October 24, 2010 @ 10:11 pm
here’s another note–the Sue that made a comment earlier is not me–another Sue–but I kinda go along with her comment
October 24, 2010 @ 7:08 pm
Well that was a waste of my time
October 24, 2010 @ 1:35 pm
I have found out ( the hard way) that women are childist,narrsistic & money hungry.That is unfortunately no joke!