Why Pumpkins are Better than Men
1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.
2. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.
3. One usually makes a better pie.
4. They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!
5. If you don’t like the way he looks, you just carve up another face.
6. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.
7. From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head to begin with.
8. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.
October 24, 2010 @ 1:29 pm
better then a Man?
October 24, 2010 @ 1:00 pm
I don`t think you (ahem) ladies would be so quick to say “take a joke” if the shoe was on the other foot. This is not only asinine but offensive. If this had been titled `why pumpkins are better than WOMEN` there would be females up in arms everywhere playing the sexist card, but it`s perfectly acceptable when it`s directed at men.
So much for the gender jokes road running both ways.
October 24, 2010 @ 12:33 pm
is this funny ????????????
October 24, 2010 @ 12:05 pm
Note- jean is not Jean H so there is another jean on this site.
October 24, 2010 @ 11:40 am
I am sorry but this is funny. Mens heads are filled with mush. Get over yourselves you egotistical duhs.
October 24, 2010 @ 11:33 am
“It is just a JOKE” It made me lol, and really I think much Higher about Men, than a pumkin,they do like pumkin pie!
October 29, 2009 @ 4:57 pm
I agree with you SUE. Get a grip of yourselves…lmao
October 29, 2009 @ 10:34 am
Oh getta grip you (ahem) men. If you cant laugh at yourself
then your in trouble, in the real life!! Hahahahaha
October 28, 2009 @ 10:22 am
I agree with you “man”. Most of the “man-basher” jokes are condescending and cruel and only cause men to resent women even more!
October 28, 2009 @ 7:23 am
Oh i see all those who think this is dumb are guys. No wonder! now that its about you, its dumb but when its about ladies and blondes, then its funny. got you this time. wooow this is goooood! i love it.