Why Pumpkins are Better than Men
1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.
2. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.
3. One usually makes a better pie.
4. They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!
5. If you don’t like the way he looks, you just carve up another face.
6. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.
7. From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head to begin with.
8. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.
October 28, 2009 @ 5:44 am
Sure is weird!!! If she Gets Lucky,…and i doubt it…… at the stroke of 12 midnight the pumpkin will turn into a Man and really put a smile on her face ‘duhhhh
October 27, 2009 @ 6:48 pm
Can’t get a pumpkin to take out the garbage LOL
October 27, 2009 @ 5:03 pm
You can carve a pumpkin but You can not carve the dumb out of SOME men. I think it is cute.
October 27, 2009 @ 5:02 pm
You can carve a pumpkin but You can carve the dumb out of SOME men. I think it is cute.
October 27, 2009 @ 3:29 pm
not very creative, but hell when are the men jokes creative?
October 27, 2009 @ 3:02 pm
I juess you all don’t get it the wife can do what she wants to with her pumlin not like her husband or boyfriend ha ha ha get it ahhhh my Godddd What a hard crowd to please
October 27, 2009 @ 2:19 pm
This sounds about right to me lmao
October 27, 2009 @ 2:13 pm
i agree with mich
October 27, 2009 @ 2:13 pm
This is so absolutely retarded it’s pathetic!!
Who sends in this crap?!?
Out of ten? Let me see. . . .how ’bout .000000001 ! ! ! ! ! !
October 27, 2009 @ 12:18 pm
this is stupid,,,not funny,,,just duhhh