When I Was Younger
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
December 23, 2009 @ 11:38 pm
the last bit is funny the rest its ok
December 6, 2009 @ 6:29 am
every mans fantasy women with Big Tits……I was out shopping with a male friend one day and we were walking back to where the bus Stops are when this woman was walking towards us with these BIG Bouncing TITS well my friend he walked smack bang into to bus route pole OUCH!!!! I said to him you should watch where your going, laughingly, he said I Was I Was……. Yeah As If….LOL
December 4, 2009 @ 5:02 pm
Aren’t they all!