Wedding Night
A young girl, not terribly experienced with men, ended up marrying an older man. Her mother agreed to stay in the house on the wedding night to give her any advice she may need, since she was a bit nervous.
The happy couple retired to their bedroom, and he took off his shirt.
The bride ran out of the room and off to her mother.
“Mother! Mother! he has hair all over his chest,” she said.
“It’s all right, it’s quite natural,” says the mother, so the girl goes back. The bridegroom takes his trousers off, and she rushes out again.
“Mother! Mother! he has hair on his legs too.” The mother reassures her again, so back she goes.
The husband takes off his socks, revealing that one of his feet is false. The bride rushes off yet again.
“Mother! Mother, he’s got one foot,” she says.
“A FOOT?” gasps the mother. “You stay here, this is a job for your mother.”
October 5, 2009 @ 10:42 am
it is good to know what marriage is all about before going into it. The mother can not do anything,she has enter it, she has to face it.
October 5, 2009 @ 3:00 am
Sure funny, but the girl might have married the long lost father, considering the remarks of her mother, “A FOOT?” gasps the mother. “You stay here, this is a job for your mother.”
well not bat for a good day.
October 2, 2009 @ 11:44 am
that sounds so funny,guys,isn’t it ?
September 30, 2009 @ 1:02 pm
Omg, mom seemed to be honey and wanted some too.
September 30, 2009 @ 10:22 am
Very nice and funny.I liked it. The mom took the word ‘one foot’ from her daughter to mean ‘length of that something’ which she alone can perhaps manage.
September 30, 2009 @ 6:24 am
This is funny. That’s why its good for one to know what marriage it’s all about before jumping into it. As for the mother there is not she can do at the moment because the wedding has been done. Or what else can she do? Nothing lol.
September 29, 2009 @ 6:54 pm
thats a bad mommy