Views on Men
1) If you think the way to a mans heart is through his stomach, your aiming too high!
2) Women dont make fool’s of men–Most of them are the do-it-yourself type.
3) The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: your sick of him.
4) Never trust a man who says he’s the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.
5) A womans work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
6) If you want a nice man go for a bald one–they try harder.
7) Go for younger men. You might as well–they never mature anyway.
8) A man who can dress himself without looking like Wurzel Gummidge is unquestionably gay.
9) Men are all the same–they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
10) Definition of a man with manners–he gets out of the bath to pee.
11) Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband , you will usually find that he is.
12) Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men—Women.
13) There are alot of words you can use to describe men–strong, caring, loving–they’d be wrong but you can still use them.
14) Men are like animals–messy, insensitive and potentially violent–but they make great pets.
15) Men’s brains are like the prison system–not enough cells per man.
16) There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men–“dont” and “stop”.
17) Husbands are like children–they’re fine if they are someone else’s.
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September 9, 2009 @ 3:21 pm
the way to a happy marriage is keep your mans stomach full and his sack empty…. my greatgrandma told me that lol
September 3, 2009 @ 9:16 pm
true true…
September 1, 2009 @ 7:32 am
hi dear for laughs
August 31, 2009 @ 8:38 am
@Placid
Ofcourse women can speak nothing but men.Even when they go wrong usually blame men.Whenever they fail to do something they turn to men though they reject men are everything in their world.
August 29, 2009 @ 8:20 pm
i hate these sarcastic women whop love cutting down men. those lazy bitches cant even piss without our help. wanna piss off a woman? dont get a hardon till she leaves. ya know what they call a black girl with braces? a black and decker pecker recker.ya know how to piss off a blond girl? turn the page.hahahaaaahah
August 29, 2009 @ 10:32 am
Some of these are fine