Views on Men
1) If you think the way to a mans heart is through his stomach, your aiming too high!
2) Women dont make fool’s of men–Most of them are the do-it-yourself type.
3) The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: your sick of him.
4) Never trust a man who says he’s the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.
5) A womans work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
6) If you want a nice man go for a bald one–they try harder.
7) Go for younger men. You might as well–they never mature anyway.
8) A man who can dress himself without looking like Wurzel Gummidge is unquestionably gay.
9) Men are all the same–they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
10) Definition of a man with manners–he gets out of the bath to pee.
11) Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband , you will usually find that he is.
12) Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men—Women.
13) There are alot of words you can use to describe men–strong, caring, loving–they’d be wrong but you can still use them.
14) Men are like animals–messy, insensitive and potentially violent–but they make great pets.
15) Men’s brains are like the prison system–not enough cells per man.
16) There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men–“dont” and “stop”.
17) Husbands are like children–they’re fine if they are someone else’s.
August 29, 2009 @ 7:56 am
Not a Charity Organization
men: only need me when: they run out of money, food, drink, someone to listen to their woes, a place to flop, or ‘sex’….. i don’t mind the company but if i can’t get any returns on my investments and time then why should i give them a ‘bonus’, ‘Gratis’ when they have not put in the hard work to find out what my needs and feelings are. or can it be that they just plain can’t be bothered to go look beyond their own needs.
August 29, 2009 @ 7:05 am
If women do not talk about men, what else can they talk about? All their problems are men related : – MEN opause, MEN strual pain, abdo MEN al pain, and there can never be a She without a HE or a woman without a MAN or a her without a HE. Go on song gentlemen, the ALMIGHTY placed you at the helm of affairs and there you shall be till THY KINGDOM COME
August 28, 2009 @ 11:47 pm
One thing i have noticed is that jokes on men, even slightly offensive ones about their brains, hygiene etc. are taken in good spirits by most men, but you make comments about women, the claws become unsheathed in a flash unanimously. Women cannot take jokes at their expense as well as men.
August 28, 2009 @ 10:05 pm
MEN (You gota lovem) 🙂
August 28, 2009 @ 6:44 pm
thank god for small mercys
because without them we all would need to pay a Handyman,,
I know, I lost mine , and now I pay,,,,,,,,
August 28, 2009 @ 6:11 pm
mans’ biggest problem is his ego. Women use their brain!
August 28, 2009 @ 11:50 am
The funniest part of this is that some of them do not make any sense, a further testament to our superiority. Women cannot even mock us in an intelligent way, and we make it so easy for you too.
August 28, 2009 @ 11:29 am
i agree! there are things that all men have in common!regardless!
August 28, 2009 @ 11:21 am
views on men omg lmao this is so true 4 most men . but some r not as bad
August 28, 2009 @ 11:16 am
omg, this is just perfect, I need this for the quote of the day