Two Irishmen at a Pub
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
“Why of course,” comes the reply.
The first man then asks: “Where are you from?”
“I’m from Ireland,” replies the second man.
The first man responds: “You don’t say, I’m from Ireland too!
Let’s have another round to Ireland.”
“Of Course,” replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks: “Where in Ireland are you from?”
“Dublin,” comes the reply.
“I can’t believe it,” says the first man.
“I’m from Dublin too! Let’s have another drink to Dublin.”
“Of course,” replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: “What school did you go to?”
“Saint Mary’s,” replies the second man. “I graduated in ’62.”
“This is unbelievable!” the first man says. “I went to Saint Mary’s and I graduated in ’62, too!”
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.
“What’s been going on?” he asks the bartender.
“Nothing much,” replies the bartender. “The O’Malley twins are drunk again.”
March 17, 2011 @ 4:22 pm
Not bad
March 17, 2011 @ 12:48 pm
Double the fun!!!!Happy St.Patrick’s Day!thx 4 this one!!!!
March 17, 2011 @ 10:34 am
happy feast of St. Patrick’s! He love’s ireland and the Irish!!!
March 17, 2011 @ 9:33 am
All I can say now is “When Irish eyes are smiling” I would like to add my own: They make the world go around. Have a great day
March 17, 2011 @ 9:28 am
Hey, why do we always make the Irish the butt of our jokes. They are the kindest people around. The world would have been so much poorer if they werent around. God Bless
March 24, 2010 @ 10:54 am
whats up with the irish and drinking
March 18, 2010 @ 1:19 am
Male Irish Twins… you are always guaranteed always to be able to have a drinking partner…..Same Again barman……
March 17, 2010 @ 4:54 pm
GOOD ONE
March 17, 2010 @ 3:12 pm
you can have an olive or a twist in your martini but i don’t recommend both…..
March 17, 2010 @ 11:45 am
Funny enough, this is another oliver twist case.