Twick or Tweat
One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the biggest blue eyes.
She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. The woman said, “what are you supposed to say sweetheart?”
The little girl looks up at the woman and says “Twick or Tweat!”
The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her husband to come to the door. The woman say to the child, “Go ahead honey say it just one more time.”
Once again the little Angel looks up and says, “Twick or Tweat!”
The husband agrees with his wife, this little Angel is just the cutest thing. The woman picks an apple from the Treat Bowl, shines it up with her apron, and drops it into the little girl’s Treat Bag.
The little Angel looks in her bag then looks up at the woman and says, “Thanks a lot lady, you just broke my f**king cookies!”
November 19, 2010 @ 5:28 pm
aaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww fuuunnneee
October 28, 2010 @ 8:33 am
She was just angel in disguise!!!!!
October 27, 2010 @ 10:51 pm
I guess they were counting on the “shock value” to
make this funny. I don’t find children talking like this
to be humorous. Dustyrose is right, they could have
changed the punch line and made this funny.
October 27, 2010 @ 10:46 pm
OUT OF THE MOUTH OF BABES…….CUTE UNTILL THE END COULD HAVE HAD THE LITTLE ANGEL SAYING ANYTHING EXCEPT THE “F” WORD
October 27, 2010 @ 6:14 pm
Not funny.
October 30, 2009 @ 5:19 am
So much for an angel huh?
October 29, 2009 @ 10:32 pm
I let my kids throw their own Halloween Party. That way I knew where they were and that they (and their friends) were safe. We had a blast that year. Dunking for apples, pin the nose on the jack-o-lantern, pumpkin races and graveyard messages ( someone sitting in a large box with their hand in an ice bucket, message on outside of box “reach in and receive a message from the grave!) What fun!!
October 29, 2009 @ 6:22 pm
Sounds about right. All the time we tell our children “Don’t take candy from strangers” What makes Halloween OK? Don’t get me wrong we give out a ton of good candy every Halloween but never let our kids go out and do that. Adult parties are different. No kids there. Protect your children.