Tickets to the Ball
A California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer pulls over a woman for speeding. When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said, “I bet you’re going to sell me tickets to the Highway Patrol Ball.”
He replied, “No, highway patrolmen don’t have Balls.” There followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he had said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left.
Posted By: urwrstnitemare
September 15, 2009 @ 8:53 am
is that why he was walking in a funny way too……..:D
September 15, 2009 @ 7:06 am
@sue um r u sure it was yellow?
September 15, 2009 @ 12:11 am
Wish I had known that one when I got my ticket for running a red light (that was really yellow!) last Sunday
September 14, 2009 @ 9:09 pm
@SUSHI LOVER It means that I mispelled hilarious. LOL
September 14, 2009 @ 6:59 pm
ROTFLMAO great send hahahahahahahaha!!!
September 14, 2009 @ 5:56 pm
Stale joke, we used these lines 26 years ago on a policeman in Georgia. He also was embarassed. He said that his outfit “didn’t have BALLS” Get it a force without any “BALLS”
September 14, 2009 @ 4:33 pm
@Jean
What does harlious mean ???
September 14, 2009 @ 12:13 pm
Smart Woman
September 14, 2009 @ 11:49 am
clever
September 13, 2009 @ 9:52 pm
HARLIOUS!!!!!!