Tickets to the Ball
A California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer pulls over a woman for speeding. When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said, “I bet you’re going to sell me tickets to the Highway Patrol Ball.”
He replied, “No, highway patrolmen don’t have Balls.” There followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he had said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left.
Posted By: urwrstnitemare
January 7, 2012 @ 11:05 am
Talk about putting your foot in your mouth.
September 24, 2009 @ 9:10 pm
Patrolmen without BALLS cannot stand smart ladies!
September 18, 2009 @ 5:03 am
this is simple and straghtforward. what are you all urguing about…….. eeeeeeeh mmmmmmmh!
September 17, 2009 @ 5:14 am
wahahaha good for her that the policeman made a slip of the tongue
September 16, 2009 @ 11:08 pm
@Elma
Elma: yep I am sure it was yellow–my friend that was riding with me even says it was too…but it was Labor Day Weekend. The police officer was nice,but I still got a ticket-lol..He even told me I could go to the police station & get a copy of my driving record since I haven’t had a ticket in 20 years- and that one was dismissed. He said it may help reduce my fine.
September 16, 2009 @ 12:38 am
Elma: yep I am sure it was yellow–my friend that was riding with me even says it was too…but it was Labor Day Weekend. The police officer was nice,but I still got a ticket-lol..He even told me I could go to the police station & get a copy of my driving record since I haven’t had a ticket in 20 years- and that one was dismissed. He said it may help reduce my fine.
September 15, 2009 @ 5:50 pm
that’s one way getting out of a ticket i usually get a smart ass cop
September 15, 2009 @ 9:59 am
@sushi lover
Guess he meant Hilarious