Three Pints of Guinness
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender asks him, “You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time.”
The Irishman replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I’m here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.” The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it at that. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: He orders three pints and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I would like to offer my condolences on your great loss.”
The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs. “Oh, no,” he says, “Everyone’s fine. I’ve just quit drinking.”
September 11, 2009 @ 5:59 am
God Blessed the Irish with (happy smiling faces) “When Irish Eyes Smiling,” (happy feet) “Riverdance”and (Voices like Angels) “Celtic Woman” and many other famous singers and musicians’, a great (sense of Humor) “Irish Jokes” and of course “Guinness” now could it be now that the Great Man himself was Irish??????
September 11, 2009 @ 5:06 am
great stuff! that’s a nyc one….
September 11, 2009 @ 4:19 am
dat is pretty awesome,men just made my day more interesting……….
September 11, 2009 @ 2:20 am
This is funny. How can you drink for someone and what if he gets drunk and get sucked from his work. What will he say?
September 10, 2009 @ 8:12 pm
hahahaha, sounds like something my brother in law would say, hahaha.
September 10, 2009 @ 7:21 pm
chuckle, chuckle, the bar tender should give one on the house?
September 10, 2009 @ 5:48 pm
funny, guinness is 4 greatness, once a staff. enjoy 4 ur brothers as u have quit drinking, my friend but dont get drunk 4 them…
September 10, 2009 @ 1:38 pm
LOL!!!
September 10, 2009 @ 1:25 pm
That sounds like something my redneck friends would say.LOL
September 10, 2009 @ 11:51 am
funny ha ha ha!!!!!