Staying Out Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!”
His buddy looks at him and says, “Well, you’re obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, ‘You as horny as I am?’ . . . and, she always acts like she’s sound asleep!”
July 9, 2010 @ 11:47 am
funny………. the second one is smart enough… good job man……..
July 6, 2010 @ 11:05 am
very funny i will lock up the doors and go to bed
July 1, 2010 @ 9:48 am
Sneaking in wont help him because, he will always meet me waiting for him to return from work. We will retire to bed together. therefore, i dont pray for the man that will be keeping late night.NO
July 1, 2010 @ 6:33 am
if He is that Drunk the wife might think its not worth it and just feign being asleep rather than a quick drunken attempt!!!!!
June 30, 2010 @ 10:52 pm
Men think they know women, they don’t. Women feign sleep because they
are tired of the same old routine. Let a fresh hunk sneak in: SURPRISE
June 30, 2010 @ 2:03 pm
THAT’s funny-I would roll over and shout YES
June 30, 2010 @ 11:10 am
Trick as old as time. its a well known fact that most women are not always ready for sex and will do anything possible,including feigning deep slumber to avoid having it when they are not ready or when angry. The 2nd guy is smart. he took advantage of that knowledge.
June 30, 2010 @ 10:54 am
Shows the right approach does not always work and may be wrong depending on the circumstance.
June 29, 2010 @ 7:07 pm
…reverse psycology…
June 29, 2010 @ 5:20 pm
Oldie but goody. LOL