Signs You Ate too Much on Thanksgiving
1. You spill more food on you than the local soup kitchen dispenses
2. Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy
3. Your after dinner moans are loud enough to signal Dr. Kevorkian
4. The “Gravy Boat” your wife set out was a real 12′ boat !
5. The potatoes you used set off another famine in Ireland
6. You get grass stains on your butt after a walk, but never sat down
7. Your “Big Elvis Super-Belt” won’t even go around your waist
8.* You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail
9. You set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog Friday
10. Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy
11. You have 5 TV sets side-by-side to catch all the football games
12. A guest quotes a Biblical passage from “The Feeding of the 5000”
13. That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn
14. Your wife wears a life jacket at nite in your water bed
15. Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice
16. You consider gluttony as your patriotic duty
17. It looks like the left-overs are gonna last until Christmas
18. Your arms are too short to reach the keyboard & delete this
December 2, 2011 @ 2:11 pm
Oh gosh, I missed out on a juicy commentary.
November 26, 2011 @ 1:30 am
Jeez, why is everyone ganging up on Jean? Shes not always negative. I have read a lot of her comments and they are NOT ALL NEGATIVE. Have some thanksgiving spirit, peeps.
November 26, 2011 @ 1:25 am
Sue- perhaps the Admin blocked Rosecocca20? But then that wouldn’t do much good cause she could easily go under a different name & email address. Oh well–hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving
November 25, 2011 @ 7:09 pm
It looks like we all ate too much. When we over eat we just plain don’t feel good about ourselves. Let’s all shake the hand of a veteran and thank all of them for their service. They would think this list is funny. After all they have been through they deserve a good belly laugh…….kinda like mine jiggles when I laugh… GOD BLESS THE USA.
November 25, 2011 @ 6:54 pm
I agree with Maragret. And to Lola Angel I know God will truly bless you for sharing love this Thanksgiving. Gramms,I really don’t know why you haven’t got votes. I do like your comments and I just gave you a + vote. Sorry I did do it before sometimes I just forget to vote.
November 25, 2011 @ 5:02 pm
come on everybody this is suppose to be funny site chin up smile and have a good day.
November 25, 2011 @ 4:24 pm
anyways, i never get a vote, but i wont hold it against the ones responsibile..i just enjoy the heck out of ppls comments..
November 25, 2011 @ 4:22 pm
i agree with margaret and lola angel..however when u go to a family dinner, if u dont sample a little of everything, someones feelings will be hurt..so what do u do?
November 25, 2011 @ 2:07 pm
I agree with you Lola Angel. Thanks you for helping a Veteran.