Signs You Ate too Much on Thanksgiving
1. You spill more food on you than the local soup kitchen dispenses
2. Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy
3. Your after dinner moans are loud enough to signal Dr. Kevorkian
4. The “Gravy Boat” your wife set out was a real 12′ boat !
5. The potatoes you used set off another famine in Ireland
6. You get grass stains on your butt after a walk, but never sat down
7. Your “Big Elvis Super-Belt” won’t even go around your waist
8.* You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail
9. You set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog Friday
10. Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy
11. You have 5 TV sets side-by-side to catch all the football games
12. A guest quotes a Biblical passage from “The Feeding of the 5000”
13. That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn
14. Your wife wears a life jacket at nite in your water bed
15. Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice
16. You consider gluttony as your patriotic duty
17. It looks like the left-overs are gonna last until Christmas
18. Your arms are too short to reach the keyboard & delete this
November 25, 2011 @ 1:56 pm
I think you all forgot the meaning of Thanksgiving ! You all are ragging on each other about ‘porking out’ on Thanksgiving. I have no family in my State, it’s just me, my husband and two little rescue dogs. He wanted to watch football, the dogs wanted to lay around and I volunteered at our local food bank to fill serving trays with a great turkey meal and served our homeless Vets and our low income families. Everytime I would carry out 2 trays and serve these homeless vets who did everything they could back then to keep America the Land of the Free. I thanked them for their service and said “Enjoy your meal Soldier and Thank you”. One man had a tear in his eye. Now all you grumpies, stop it…think about the meaning of Thanksgiving and what are you thankfull for. I am thankful, even though I am disabled, that I was able to do something for those who gave so much to give me freedom and now live in poverty. That’s Thanksgiving!
November 25, 2011 @ 1:42 pm
A couple of these made me smile.
November 29, 2010 @ 6:07 am
I think I agree with ladybelle, we should please enjoy this site no matter the comment made by anybody, our characters can not always be the same…… Lets enjoy the wonderful day… lol
November 29, 2010 @ 12:41 am
@Margaret –that was good Margaret–lol!
November 28, 2010 @ 11:32 pm
Jean stated a true fact. Gluttony is a sin. You will
pay for over-eating with your health. SHE DID NOT
SAY ANYTHING NEGATIVE OR POSITIVE. SHE SIMPLY
STATED A FACT. Come on, guys, I think everyone got
a little negative here.
Now, let’s start this again:
Signs You Ate too Much on Thanksgiving
1. You spill more food on you than the local soup kitchen dispenses
2. Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy
3. Your after dinner moans are loud enough to signal Dr. Kevorkian
4. The “Gravy Boat” your wife set out was a real 12? boat !
5. The potatoes you used set off another famine in Ireland
6. You get grass stains on your butt after a walk, but never sat down
7. Your “Big Elvis Super-Belt” won’t even go around your waist
8.* You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail
9. You set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog Friday
10. Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy
11. You have 5 TV sets side-by-side to catch all the football games
12. A guest quotes a Biblical passage from “The Feeding of the 5000?
13. That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn
14. Your wife wears a life jacket at nite in your water bed
15. Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice
16. You consider gluttony as your patriotic duty
17. It looks like the left-overs are gonna last until Christmas
18. Your arms are too short to reach the keyboard & delete this
November 28, 2010 @ 9:09 pm
You all sounds like a bunch of turkeys. ha.
November 28, 2010 @ 3:47 pm
c’mon people it’s the holiday season get some holiday cheer! live, laugh, love, leave all the animosity’s behind, i am an old fart and bored as sin and i love this place so i can at least have something to smile about and all you negative people make it hard for other’s, i wish you all the very best of the season and love one another, peace be with you all….
November 28, 2010 @ 3:04 am
say Grace ….and enjoy what ever is on offer!!!!! its more about counting Your Blessing!!!!!! than calories!!!!!!
November 28, 2010 @ 12:27 am
sorry I meant to put “awhile back”
November 28, 2010 @ 12:26 am
I am truly surprised ADMIN made a remark to Jean–hey ADMIN–why didn’t you say something to Rosecocca20 when she was putting her CRAZY stuff on here awhileback?–now she had a mental problem–even if she playing with our heads for awhile–she was definitely MENTAL!