Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Regular rocks are too heavy.
Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they’re always a little short.
Q: Why do leprechauns have pots o’gold?
A: They like to “go” first class!
Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A: He’s Dublin over with laughter!
Q: What’s Irish and stays out all night?
A: Patty O’furniture!
Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?
A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!
Q: What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control his wife?
A: A bachelor.