Short St. Patrick’s Day Jokes
Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Regular rocks are too heavy.
Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they’re always a little short.
Q: Why do leprechauns have pots o’gold?
A: They like to “go” first class!
Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A: He’s Dublin over with laughter!
Q: What’s Irish and stays out all night?
A: Patty O’furniture!
Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?
A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!
Q: What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control his wife?
A: A bachelor.
April 2, 2012 @ 7:22 am
Happt St. Patrick’s day… lolz
March 17, 2012 @ 8:03 am
I thought they were kind of cute. Better than some of the ones I read on here earlier.
March 18, 2011 @ 2:21 am
Unimpressed. Not even a chuckle.
March 17, 2011 @ 7:35 pm
GOOD JOKES FOR SAINT PATRICK’S DAY .
March 17, 2011 @ 1:00 pm
fun jokes!thx !funny!Happy St.Patrick’s to you today!cheers!!!!
March 17, 2011 @ 10:46 am
@ sushi lover…. Nah!!!! its my hobbies that keep me sane!!!!!!!
March 20, 2010 @ 4:59 pm
dont give up the day job meza
March 19, 2012 @ 10:03 am
Exactly ……..
March 18, 2010 @ 2:14 am
Good one Meza!
March 18, 2010 @ 12:55 am
An Irishman walked into a PUB!!!!!! he was drunk at the time
an Irishman entered a Pub and stood at the bar to order a drink
the barman eyed him up and down and said “What is that youd be havin your pocket there”….. a bit nervous it might be a gun……to that the Irishman replied “its my shillelagh”To which the barman replied …
Then just be sure you keep it in your pocket then… the women folk in this ‘ere Pub are all God fearing women!!! and don’t go in for the like of shenanigans with any man’s shillelagh…..
March 17, 2010 @ 4:57 pm
GOOD ONE