Rude Words
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, “How was the honeymoon?”
“Oh, mama,” she replied, “the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic…”
Suddenly she burst out crying. “But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language…things I’d never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You’ve got to come get me and take me home…. Please mama!”
“Sarah, Sarah,” her mother said, “calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?”
“Please don’t make me tell you, mama,” wept the daughter, “I’m so embarrassed they’re just too awful! Come get me, please!”
“Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset…. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!”
Still sobbing, the bride said, “Oh, mama…words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK…!”
July 9, 2009 @ 5:40 am
Thats cute.
July 6, 2009 @ 5:09 am
i DIDN’T SEE PUSH, PULL,MOVE
July 6, 2009 @ 4:01 am
OH……….dats isnt awful words dearie.its absolutely means WORK.learn how to use ur hands
July 5, 2009 @ 10:02 pm
There is nothing wrong with the 4 letter words.Boys as well as girls should be taugh to use them every day. Mothers are not servants to children especially grown ups.
July 5, 2009 @ 7:38 pm
womem should be ready for those horrible 4 letter words before saying “i do”.
July 5, 2009 @ 5:10 pm
men should not make women clean iron cook and wash stuff the lazy buttholes should do it themselvees
July 5, 2009 @ 4:47 pm
There is one more that is even worse than all of them; it is “WORK”!
July 5, 2009 @ 4:32 pm
ohhhhh those words are so offensive hahahahahaha
July 5, 2009 @ 4:04 pm
Welcome to the Club ha ha ha
July 5, 2009 @ 12:44 pm
Cute;Really Cute