Rude Parrot
David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully-grown with a bad attitude and terrible vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren’t expletives were, to say the least, rude.
David tried hard to change the bird’s attitude. He was constantly saying polite words and playing soft music; he tried everything he knew. Nothing worked. When he yelled at the bird, the bird got worse. If he shook the bird, the bird got madder and ruder.
Finally in a moment of desperation, David put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird squawking, kicking and screaming horrible expletives. Then, suddenly, there was quiet. David was frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird and opened the freezer door.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto David’s extended arm and said, “I’m sorry that I might have offended you with my language and actions, so I ask for your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my behavior.” David was astounded at the bird’s change
of attitude and was about to ask what had changed him . . . when the parrot continued, “May I ask what the chicken did?”
November 2, 2010 @ 9:46 am
lols.
November 2, 2010 @ 6:25 am
We are all afraid to die! some times one will only change his/her attitude when he/she is so close to death, good one.
November 2, 2010 @ 5:48 am
hahahahaha… Wish that would work on some people i know !!!!!!!
November 1, 2010 @ 11:59 pm
Ya know somehow it’s just not as funny when ya have
to explain it to everybody.
November 1, 2010 @ 10:05 pm
?????
November 1, 2010 @ 9:14 pm
haha I love it! and to sammantha how can you NOT get it?? The parrot sat in the freezer and saw the DEAD chicken in there and figured that since it was in HIS freezer the chicken had to have done something to have gotten itself killed and stuck in there!…
November 1, 2010 @ 8:27 pm
lovey, you are in deep trouble. We keep frozen MEATS in freezers to cook, and when the parrot saw a chicken in there, (minus his head, and with his neck stuffed inside his body) he thought the chicken had been punished for doing something, so he cleaned up his attitude to keep from ending up looking like the chicken. Sure is a good thing he didn’t see any hamburger in there!
November 1, 2010 @ 6:05 pm
i do not get it!!!!!
November 1, 2010 @ 5:06 pm
@lovely.. duh, theres a dead chicken( for cooking of course) in the freezer
November 1, 2010 @ 4:07 pm
what chicken??????????