Rude Parrot
David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully-grown with a bad attitude and terrible vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren’t expletives were, to say the least, rude.
David tried hard to change the bird’s attitude. He was constantly saying polite words and playing soft music; he tried everything he knew. Nothing worked. When he yelled at the bird, the bird got worse. If he shook the bird, the bird got madder and ruder.
Finally in a moment of desperation, David put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird squawking, kicking and screaming horrible expletives. Then, suddenly, there was quiet. David was frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird and opened the freezer door.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto David’s extended arm and said, “I’m sorry that I might have offended you with my language and actions, so I ask for your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my behavior.” David was astounded at the bird’s change
of attitude and was about to ask what had changed him . . . when the parrot continued, “May I ask what the chicken did?”
January 29, 2015 @ 4:37 pm
Agree with you Casey……a duh situation….
December 29, 2010 @ 1:11 pm
oh my god who ever dosnt understand this must be as stupid as a goat xxxxxxxxx
November 29, 2010 @ 4:12 pm
the frozen chicken in the freezer.. like chicken breasts.. the parrot figured that the chicken did something to make the boy angry. the boy killed it and froze it to eat for later.. duh!
November 25, 2010 @ 8:51 pm
Good humor, good lesson.
November 12, 2010 @ 3:31 pm
nice one
November 5, 2010 @ 5:24 pm
That Parrot Understood, So Do I.
November 4, 2010 @ 8:24 am
what a good laught so early in the morn…..
November 3, 2010 @ 8:58 am
yes I agree with u Pinaylady
November 2, 2010 @ 10:28 pm
that was hilarious ! with moral lesson too. a good one…